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Post by scallywag on Jul 15, 2013 8:32:33 GMT
Purchased vs. Homemade
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.. "Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital." Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed." "No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
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Post by teegiebear on Jul 15, 2013 9:24:58 GMT
Hahahaha love it
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Post by gladys on Jul 15, 2013 11:12:57 GMT
HaHa!!!
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Post by migsy on Jul 15, 2013 13:03:14 GMT
Great! At least she wasn't knitted or made out of felt.
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Post by gladys on Jul 15, 2013 13:30:46 GMT
Great! At least she wasn't knitted or made out of felt. Ooh I want to be made out of Felt. Soft, Fluffy purple felt.
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Post by migsy on Jul 15, 2013 15:49:20 GMT
Ha ha,be careful what you wish for gladys....
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Post by BorderTerrier on Jul 15, 2013 17:27:14 GMT
Yes gladys, please don't say that... last time I checked, soft, fluffy, purple felt couldn't use a forum!
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Post by BorderTerrier on Jul 15, 2013 17:27:40 GMT
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Post by gladys on Jul 21, 2013 14:45:38 GMT
Ha ha,be careful what you wish for gladys.... Well some of The Muppets are made of Felt and they always look like they-re happy & having fun!?!
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