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Post by scallywag on Oct 24, 2019 8:02:41 GMT
SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
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Answering machine message,"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him timeto think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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Post by lotsofcats on Oct 24, 2019 8:41:28 GMT
Brilliant!
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Post by tonib on Oct 24, 2019 9:37:59 GMT
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Post by scallywag on Oct 24, 2019 13:15:24 GMT
My friend in Tazmania sends me most of them. I have a couple of picture jokes , will post them later bit busy today , just poped on for a quick catch up Thanks for setting up the voting xx
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Post by chantel on Oct 24, 2019 15:49:28 GMT
Love them lol π it certainly perked me up today and made me chuckle π
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Post by spider on Oct 24, 2019 22:26:42 GMT
Loved them.all but telephone message I this is class I just might use that one πππ
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Post by tonib on Oct 25, 2019 14:36:31 GMT
My friend in Tazmania sends me most of them. I have a couple of picture jokes , will post them later bit busy today , just poped on for a quick catch up Thanks for setting up the voting xx Oh you're friends with a Tazmanian Devil are you scallywag? Definitely must be by the brilliant devilish humour
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