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Post by scallywag on Jul 24, 2013 15:35:08 GMT
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
The third piggy says -
'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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Post by judypops on Jul 24, 2013 15:40:19 GMT
Oh that made me laugh. Alcoholic piggy
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Post by SarahHound on Jul 24, 2013 15:41:31 GMT
Fab, will share that one on, thanks SW!
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Post by BorderTerrier on Jul 24, 2013 16:58:40 GMT
Ha! Well its not the end I was expecting - a little typical really
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Post by tonib on Jul 24, 2013 17:04:25 GMT
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Post by gladys on Jul 25, 2013 10:36:18 GMT
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Post by heartpawprints on Jul 26, 2013 12:21:37 GMT
Groan!!!!
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