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Post by scallywag on May 27, 2019 9:11:07 GMT
appologies to spider How to get to Heaven from Ireland: A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing the children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered. 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!' 'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?' A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD!’ It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it? eh?
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Post by tonib on May 27, 2019 10:51:13 GMT
Forget the Irish, that's kids for you, stating the b....y obvious!!
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Post by spider on May 28, 2019 9:14:57 GMT
Ooooo class loved that thanks
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