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Post by scallywag on Sept 27, 2018 16:00:59 GMT
Donโt fart in Harrods. A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!"
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Post by chantel on Sept 27, 2018 16:41:39 GMT
OMG ๐ฎ that made me laugh ๐love it x
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Post by cazypops on Sept 27, 2018 20:33:37 GMT
Ha ha ha, that's a good one scallywag. Not heard that one before.
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Post by lotsofcats on Sept 28, 2018 11:44:05 GMT
Another good one. Very funny.
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Post by Gillykat on Oct 2, 2018 11:24:25 GMT
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